“Please Consolidate Your Feces” Classic Unisex Tee 100% Cotton

Description

Sometimes life gets messy—but this shirt? It’s here to help you keep it together (literally). Our “Please Consolidate Your Feces” T-Shirt is a delightfully absurd way to tell the world to chill, regroup, and, well… get it together.

Perfect For:
✔️ People who live for quirky, offbeat humor.
✔️ Subtle reminders to stay calm and carry on.
✔️ Gifting that one friend with the wildly specific sense of humor.

🎉 Get yours today and show the world you’ve got it together… mostly!

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!